Mountains Spring Tournament 2010

The Fall 2009 Mountains Tournament, well that didn't really happen, but the Spring 2010 took place this past weekend. We're back!!!! This years challengers, Doug, Paul, Poon, and Kevin aka Unkie. No Bub, Hean, or Herman, they're a bunch of pussies.

Let's start with the recap from the Spring 2010 event. First up, the Wii Bowling Tournament. Unkie pretty much owned this event. He lost in the first round, but not by much and not again in the tournament. Unkie fell below 200 only once, he must have been practicing. Paul fell flat on his face with this event, he just did horrible. Poon did ok, he had some high scores. Doug left too many pins on the board to even compete with Unkie. Way to go Kevin.





















Next up, the Horseshoe Tournament. Poon and Doug started things off while Unkie and Paul went off on an expedition, so they played to 21 (the mountains rule is we play to 15). Had Poon and Doug played until 15, Poon would have won, BUT they didn't and Poon lost to Doug. Once Paul and Unkie came back they had an epic match....wait, not epic, shitty match. Took them forever to finish. Doug took care of Paul easily. Poon didn't take to long to knock Unkie out, but the match between Poon and Paul had to go to closest to the pin takes the point no matter how far away. Then the match went into OT, with Poon winning 18-15. Doug took out Poon in no time and won the Horseshoes tournament just as darkness was setting in.




















Well, this is going to be a short recap. First Unkie had already left and it was windy. Not a good wind either. Poon and Paul went yard in the first round, only 1 a piece though. Doug got 2 in the second round to take the lead, but Poon whacked out 3 to remain the HR Champ. Paul doesn't have any game and hit none.











This brings us to the recap of the newest event to the Mountains Tournament. The Beer Chug. The beer chug is a staple at the Tomato Festival, but is now apart of the tournament. Normally we chug 7 ounce pony bottles, but the beer distributor did not have any for some dumb reason. We had to chug 10 ounce cans, we only did 3 a piece. Doug won, with Paul coming in 2nd, Poon was a close 3rd, Unkie just was horrible. Paul will say he couldn't get the cans open easy, but that's part of the chug.











A picture of your Spring 2010 Mountains Champion. The image of a true champion.

The Fantasy Football belt

This is the belt awarded to the MFFL champion. The winner gets to display this belt for the entire year.

Mountains Tournament Belt

The mountains tounament belt, given to the winner of the fall or spring touranment champion.

Mountains title belt

Test to see if words show up

The Mountains Tomato Festival Beer Chug

Well, better late than never!

The Tomato Festival Beer Chug happened on July 11th, 2009. I think the video speaks for itself.

Poon was a no show for the 4th installment of the Chug. So Bub joined Paul and Doug for the race. Bub was a wildcard, we had no idea what he could do. We know Bub can put away beer, but how fast was the question.

We soon found out.

Not very fast at all.

Doug blew away the competition for the 4th straight year, although Paul got a little closer this year, but that doesn't win you chugs.

Fatal 4-Way Wii Bowling Death Match

Well ok, not a death match, but it was 4 contenders for 1 belt in 1 game of Wii Bowling.

We had a warm up game to get use to the big screen and let the non-Wii having contestant play a game. But that game didn't count.

The contestants:
The Champion - Doug - Joker Mii
Contender #1 - Paul - Beanie hat Mii
Contender #2 - Poon - Darth Vader Mii
Contender #3 - Bub - Girl (or as Bub said, that Bitch) Mii

I won't bore you with details (actually I just don't want to get into them), you can see for yourself what went down. I left pins on standing up, Paul did not. Paul won the title, Bub had a great game, while Poon just stunk up the game. Bub doesn't have a Wii, Poon does.

The Results:


The newly crowned Champion


Posing with his Fantasy Football Belt.

Epic Championship Match

Last night #1 contender Paul took on Mountains Champion Doug in Madden Football.

During this match it seemed Doug had nothing and Paul had the answer. Paul took a commanding 10-0 lead into the 4th while Doug struggled to move the ball. 2 Missed FGs by Paul would come back to haunt as Doug struck TD gold twice in the 4th quarter. Two goal line runs by Willie Parker, who says he isn't a goal line back?? The second score for Doug left 1:12 on the clock, too much time for the Elisha led Giants. But Paul cracked under the Championship pressure again and failed to reach the endzone. Doug retained his title yet again, proving to be the very best Mountains Champion.

Next championship match: when Pauls basement is finished. Wii Bowling death match, 3 will enter only 1 will leave as Mountains Champion.